Two people who know how to hold a room. One just uses smaller chairs.

Make the weird idea measurable.

Add your name.

I want Garth Brooks and Ms. Rachel to consider a 2028 presidential run.

The case, in one sentence

One can work a crowd. One can calm one down. Finally, a balanced ticket.

Garth Brooks can bring an arena full of strangers together without asking them to agree on much. Ms. Rachel can persuade toddlers to listen, take turns, and use their words.

That is already more coalition-building experience than most tickets can claim.

A necessary clarification

No one asked them. That’s why it’s a draft.

Neither has announced a campaign or endorsed this site. We are collecting names from people who would like them to consider the least exhausting ticket in American politics.

America has tried stranger things. Most were worse.